Wednesday, July 16, 2008

BoooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOrrrrriiiiiiiinnnnnnnnngggggg!

For baseball fans, this is the most boring day of the season. The only day from opening day to the playoffs when there is no baseball going on. (ok, the day before the All-Star Game doesn't have a game either, but it has the home run derby and the general anticipation of the All-Star Game)

So, for those bored baseball fans, you might want to check out the "UniWatch" column over at ESPN.com. This is an interesting column if you haven't seen it before, going into all sorts of interesting history of uniforms and noticing minute details that no one else ever would. They go a bit overboard today in their description of seemingly every single incident in All-Star games where someone wears the wrong team's helmet to bat, but overall it's an interesting and fun column.

Great Story and a Bad Format

Every time I'm ready to give up on the Home Run Derby something like this happens. For those who didn't catch the action Monday, I recommend reading accounts from those more eloquent than me (like Jayson Stark or Peter Gammons), but here is the reader's digest version:

- Josh Hamilton, derailed from a baseball career by drug and alcohol addiction, gets himself straightened out and re-instated in baseball. His second year back, he makes the All-Star game and is invited to hit in the home run derby

- Each player brings their own person to pitch to them. Josh decides to bring a volunteer coach Craig Council from his home town who pitched batting practice to him in his hometown. Josh had told him when he was a teenager that if he made it to the home run derby he'd have Council be his pitcher. Council is now 71. (and by the way, the one other time in his life Council was at Yankee stadium, it was for Don Larsen's perfect game in the World series)

- Josh then proceeds to hit 28 home runs in the first round alone, including 3 500ft+. He hits 35 home runs total, but loses out in the final round.

It is a great story and was fantastic to watch. But that last sentence highlights what is so annoying about the home run derby. Hamilton hit 13 more home runs than the winner, but lost because he tired out hitting so many in the first round and the total is wiped clean for the final round.

This three-round set up has got to stop. I imagine the score is reset going into the finals is meant to build the tension, but I've never seen tension build. The best part of the derby is the first round when everyone is fresh. By the time the final round comes, everyone knows the guys are tired and someone who can squeak out 5 home runs will win. Since 2000, only half the time is the person who hits the most home runs actually the winner.

Perhaps the format is also supposed to introduce some "strategy" into the competition. Please. This is a home run derby - people want to see it belted out and belted often and far. Fans don't want to see players ease up in the first round so they can hit more later. If Josh had stopped at 15 when he was safely in the next round, he would have gotten booed.

So, Baseball: split it up however you like, different rounds based on outs or number of home runs hit, eliminate players as you go along or don't. I don't care. Just make one rule very simple: He who hits the most home runs wins.


P.S. - Oh, and get rid of the State Farm people injecting themselves into the middle of the thing. I'm glad they're sponsoring it and helping the Boys and Girls Clubs out. Plaster the logo, hand out the trophy, whatever, but don't have a State Farm guy "hand out the first ball" to Reggie Jackson to "throw out the first pitch" (of a home run derby???) and don't have a dippy fan-participation promotion before the final round. OK, I'm done. Really.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Public Personalities: Please Practice Pinyin Pronunciation!

Why is it that professional sports announcers seem to work at pronouncing American and European names correctly (or at least approximately so), and yet butcher some of the simplest Chinese names?

The tennis player Zheng Jie the most recent example. For some reason people want to pronounce her name "Jang Gee". I'll be the first to admit that pinyin isn't strictly phonetic (better than Wade-Giles, though!), but you'd get closer with a phonetic pronunciation of Zheng than somehow substituting a hard "a" sound in there somehow. Plus, one would think large sports and news agencies like ESPN or BBC would have the resources to ask someone knowledgeable. Heck, if you ask her, she's happy to tell you! (skip to 0:35)

Honestly, if we can research how to pronounce "Krzyzewski", Zheng Jie and Yi Jianlian shouldn't be too hard, right?

For those interested, here is a nice web page with some .wav files to help pinyin pronunciation. The single biggest hint I can give to anyone: no hard "a" sounds!

Introduction

So I've finally decided to start a blog. Basically it's an excuse to rant about various things that I personally find interesting. So, that means it has no theme, no periodicity and no agenda.

I have no idea what I will end up writing about most, but there's a good bet many posts will involve China, baseball, or possibly my attempts at solving the Millennium Prize Problems. (I may wait 50 years or so on that last one, just to give others a fair shot first...)